Don’t post this to the Booru just yet. I’m going to see if I can work on it and clean it some more and maybe and color it. But I just got these from Kaz today. Eventually I hope to layer ‘em up and color them, maybe throw a background behind them and add some more band members. But this is the heart and soul of the band.
On bass… Katia ‘Low Down’ Managan! (ssssssHHHHAAAAA!!)
And on lead vocals, Quill ‘Dodger’ Weave! (HHHHAHAAHAHAAAA)
Performing their new chart-topping hit… “Where the Hell Is That Update?” let’s hear it for The Blues Sisters!!!!
(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!)
Reblogging but… two more members joined the band last night! Aggy is wailin’ on the Sax and Khajiit Bartender is on drums. (images up soon) I think I have just 2 more spots in the band. I need a keyboard and guitar player and I think we’ll be complete.
I think she would be a killer guitar player. Only problem is she has some restrictive clauses in her contract that make brown M&Ms seem pretty tame. Time of day, amount of light exposure. If she didn’t shred the frets so well she’d not be worth it.
On keys, I’m thinking:
We already know she’s down for the uniform and those ear-fin piercings scream out her rebel nature!
Whatcha think? Also, the band isn’t named the Blues Sisters. That’s just the core pair. So they need a band name too if you’ve any ideas.
(Also TFW a couple scanned Kaz drawings gets more likes than anything you’ve ever done… ever)
Don’t post this to the Booru just yet. I’m going to see if I can work on it and clean it some more and maybe and color it. But I just got these from Kaz today. Eventually I hope to layer ‘em up and color them, maybe throw a background behind them and add some more band members. But this is the heart and soul of the band.
On bass… Katia ‘Low Down’ Managan! (ssssssHHHHAAAAA!!)
And on lead vocals, Quill ‘Dodger’ Weave! (HHHHAHAAHAHAAAA)
Performing their new chart-topping hit… “Where the Hell Is That Update?” let’s hear it for The Blues Sisters!!!!
My own attempt (it may be a bit racy, and just FYI, I do not own a dakimakura – not that there’s anything wrong with that!)
Twas the night before Christmas, Two thousand sixteen The fans were all wanking to Katias obscene. The stickers were stuck everywhere they could find In hopes that the swag would make Kazerad kind.
The children were waiting for Kaz’ drunken stream With hopes of a vision of updates their dream. And Quill with her quiver and Katia with cape Their minds were a-lusting for that damned late update.
When out of the wifi their author arose I rebooted my laptop when the internet froze. Away to the router I flew like a flash To reset the infernal thing, this was gonna be cash.
A moon or a breast on a newly scrawled page Would send all the fanboys to their Kleenex’s cage. When what to my wondering eyes did I spy, But a big buff gro-Upp and his be-clovered meat pie.
With a lively Shut Down that was hellaciously quick, No more did I wish to see that little prick. Yet being away I could not patiently stay, And soon I’d rebooted and re-entered the fray.
Now Quill Weave, now Katia, now ASOTIL he drew In various states of undress in the queue. Now Gaius and Aggy were drawn up with such glee, And I had high hopes next would be one from me.
As leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, The time came and went and left me with a sigh. I shut down the lid and climbed into my bed, Kaz’s presence was done, the streaming was dead.
He’d gone through them all, neglecting no one, I couldn’t complain, it had been certain fun. But deep in my heart I could not but abhor The updateless dawn that lay after sleeps’s door.
“Oh well,” thought I as I lay down my head “My dakimakura must do in the update’s stead”. Sleep then overtook me and visions did come Of kittys and lizards, not reality’s humdrum.
The morning dawned bright, the snow glowed in the dawn, The icicles glistened, the branches, they shon. I went to my breakfast but ate without glee, Without my cat update my joy did soon flee.
I fired up facebook, at tumblr I peeked, I made sure of my solitude before 4chan I sneaked. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a thread about prequel updating I fear.
I dared not to hope, I could not be merry For 4chan was rife with bait threads, and so wary – I typed in the address of prequel in dread That cat would be throwing grape juice still instead.
The spinning of Oblivion icon I did meet with my eyes through wet tears as I loaded the treat. I read the new words, the plot did progress, The update was here, my Christmas was blessed.
This fiction is not yet come true as of now But hopes for cat fans need not leave with a bow. The update may be just ahead in our sight So Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.
I’m starting a new project, but it involves Argonian body textures in Skyrim and there will be no censoring. The purpose, at least at this point,is to sort of document an edit to someone else’s AWESOME Argonian textures.
I DO love that texture, but alas, no nipples. I’m not debating that, but he did say on his blog that he might be OK with someone else editing his textures to add them.
Now it just so happens that someone (CERTAINLY not me!) recently stole his Khajiit texture and tried to pass it off as their own on the Nexus. As some of you may know, I made a passable Cloak of Grey Tomorrow mod – but because the author of one of the pieces used did not respond to my requests to allow it to be posted, I never did and used it only for myself. I DO respect author’s rights, and will of course do so with this as well. So if I do manage to complete it in anywhere near the quality of the original, I’ll just ask ChaserTech if he would like to include it in his post as an option.
But that’s not what this post is really all about. When doing anything like this, if I’m going to post it, it needs to be on an Adult restricted blog. So I’ve created one at bdnsfw.tumblr.com. Since most of my Skyrim mods I’ve documented here, it seemed like the best place to put a notice of this new project. But this isn’t officially an Adult blog, and that is.
There’ll certainly be no censorship there, but I should also point out that it’s intent ISN’T sexual, but is more of a technical nature. So where ChaserTech is currently working on male Argonian “SoS Shlongs” to match his Dragonic Male textures, that’s sort of like what I’ll be doing here but discussing the process and the textures.
Still, if close up Argonian vagina screenshots disturb you, stay away. If Really Badly Done Argonian nipple textures disturb you, then even MORE stay away. But if you’d like to follow along – well, that’s where I’ll be posting progress.
Finally, be aware that texture modding in Skyrim is much more of an art than a science, ESPECIALLY on actor bodies. I may end up with something worse than I started with and not actually use it anywhere.
To quote a character from my lewd Skyrim webcomic thing, “Oh… My… God!” I think I’ve just discovered a plausible explanation of the infamous Yo-Yo and Pineapple trick! Before I get into the nitty (and extremely) gritty of it, first I’ll need to point out two problems with my “discovery”.
#1 – I don’t think Kaz ever intended there to BE a real explanation. I don’t think he has a clue himself. That’s the point of it. So I’m not saying this is what he had in mind because I don’t think he HAD anything in mind specifically.
#2 – It does not explain the spatter that apparently is the conclusion of the trick. Or at least not very well.
But other than that, it fulfills all the qualifications:
#1 – It involves a yo-yo and a pineapple, and apparently needs both to be performed.
#2 – It’s lewd and a sober Katia is ashamed of it.
#3 – It’s shocking to onlookers.
#4 – It is considered impossible, but Katia can do it.
So, here’s how I came to it. I’ve a character who used to be a prostitute at a Cathouse. She (will be, I haven’t posted the update with this being discussed yet) was describing life there and mentioned “special” exercises. She also mentions contests that the girls would have there during their off hours, including “weight lifting”. To put it nicely, such a contest among THAT profession would involve not upper, but lower body strength. Specifically, strength of internal muscles unique to females.
Now, consider that for a moment… how would one do that? Well, you’d need something of reasonable dimension that could be put where it needs to be put, and connected via string to a weight of some sort. A rock might be the first inclination, but a rock tends to be too smooth. It’s tough to tie a string to a rock. But a pineapple has all those rough surfaces which would hold a string well.
Why a yoyo? Well, you’d want something about the right size to fit into the required place, but it should be rounded for obvious reasons. But again needs to have the proper shape to hold the string securely. Thus, the Yoyo and Pineapple Trick. Katia has strong enough muscles there to lift a pineapple.
Is this THE answer? I don’t think there IS an answer. As I said, it doesn’t explain the spatter at the conclusion of the trick (unless we assume a falling pineapple will splat from such a low distance when she releases the yoyo) and I really don’t think Kaz had this or anything else specific in mind. But, it fits nearly all the requirements!
Yes, this shocking revelation is brought to you by Blue Dragon, who obviously thinks about such things WAY too much.
And yeah, another response to Pepsicat’s more recent post on the Prequel fanart thing. I’ve been there. Frankly, he’s 100% right. Well, at least in that there’s definitely inconsistent application of the ‘rules’. His examples are awfully hard to argue against!
Problem is, I’ve also been on the other side of the fence before, being a moderator. Their job is thankless and frankly impossible. Even worse because a single pixel can make the difference between something that’s ‘over the line’ and something that isn’t. Because there IS NO LINE. Take, for instance, that dancing Katia image by Zokva. (currently my phone’s background btw! I’m a child of the 80s I guess!)
Now I don’t know if that’s officially ‘lewd’ or not. It certainly can be, depending on your point of view, and got a Questionable tag. (a GOOD thing if you ask me for attracting attention! I got shot down for using it once for just that purpose. Justifiably so BTW.) Well that exact same image (but with hair) had been posted and didn’t get the tag for months. (it does now). Again, I’m not sure I’d call it hypocrisy so much as inconsistency.
But it’s DAMN hard to define those edge cases, esp. when it’s a judgement call and there’s more than one person doing the judging at different times. Not just hard… impossible.
So what’s the solution? There’s really only two.
1 – No moderation whatsoever. (Chaos)
2 – No booru whatsoever. (eliminate the problem by eliminating the cause)
Neither of which is likely to happen. So the result is just real-world edge cases. What’s ‘not appropriate’ for the booru, and what’s OK but Questionable? There’s really no clear answer. It is up to the judgement of those charged with enforcing it. I have a lot of empathy for both Pep and the moderators really. I stopped being a moderator (not there, elsewhere) for just that reason. I didn’t want the responsibility of it. So I do wish them all the luck in the world for trying to do an impossible job.
Fortunately edge cases don’t come up that often, but when they do, someone’s going to get burned and I REALLY regret it was Pep because I really, really like his work. Not as technically proficient as some others, but damn, it’s sure better than a LOT of stuff posted there recently and he’s got a real affinity for Katia that comes through clearly. (And he’s not NEARLY as lewd as me!)
EDIT: And… I might be completely wrong on that particular Katia image example. Maybe it WAS tagged as Questionable all along. Ack! Kinda sucks to be THAT wrong. Er… yeah, I meant Pepsikat’s examples… yeah! Those! Forget this one. 🙂
First off, I’m afraid this blog is taking on less emphasis on Prequel and more on my ongoing lewd Skyrim stories. Hopefully that’s ok. But this specifically concerns a post from Pepsikat that I wanted to weigh in on. The only reason I’m not replying directly is that Tumblr doesn’t let me compose a more lengthy response in any good way.
The basic issue was that Pep doesn’t get responses or comments on his posts. And that is a shame. I truly sympathize because I am going through the exact same issue (though I don’t do arts, just screenshots and stories which really isn’t the same thing admittedly).
Almost invariably I’ve been getting 0 comments or even likes on anything I post. And it is frustrating. I have statcounter set up so I know people are looking at my stuff, but almost nary a peep. I do have that advantage. And I do have to say almost though, because I do get some and those are precious to me that someone is out there. But very, very few.
Few enough that I’ve on occasion decided I’m just not going to do them anymore. Is it because they suck so bad? Because they’re lewd in nature? Probably both really. I got one criticism from an author on Sofurry that was completely true, justified and honestly written to try help me improve my writing. And that more than anything just about killed my inspiration to keep doing them. If my ability is honestly irredeemable, then I might as well just quit.
But I didn’t. And the honest reason why I didn’t is because I still enjoy doing them. It’s the closest thing to creation that I know how to do. If I didn’t like it, I wouldn’t do it. So I continue, and still get almost 0 feedback. And it’s still frustrating as hell because I think if I found my own stuff out there somewhere, I would like it. That and because once these stories get lodged in my head, I want to see them completed too.
So I’ll continue regardless of the feedback I (don’t) get, because I still have fun doing them even if no one else sees them. And who knows, maybe someday I’ll actually improve! It’s at least conceivable. Until then, I guess I’ll just keep posting lewd furry stories for my own ego and entertainment. As long as they’re still fun for me to create, why not? Not like I’m doing anything ELSE creative with my time!
So my current “Kitty” arc on tailsofthekhajiit is nearing completion. I’m debating if I should go on to the next arc, or design another mod for Prequel again. With no updates in SO long, I’ve got no new material to work on from Prequel. However, I thought about doing one of these outfits as a Skyrim mod:
Dodger Outfit
Pros: Nice cleavage slit for lewdness purposes. Cons: Black and white. No canon colors. (is there?) I’d have to make up my own colors. Knowing Dodger/QW, it would probably be muted tones though. Probably a dark green shirt, brown belt, tan pants and leg wrappings. I guess.
Rajirra Outfit
Pros: Pretty similar to existing stuff in Skyrim so it would likely be fairly easy to do. And I really do like Rajirra, even if that nasty Kaz made her Do Bad Things. Cons: Pretty similar to existing stuff in Skyrim so it wouldn’t stand out so much for what work I DID have to put in it. Plus, Rajirra is probably history as far as the actual Prequel story goes so it wouldn’t even be relevant anymore.
Intestines. No… not really. Shopkeeper nightie.
Pro: It’s a nightie. With white frills. Con: it’s just a nightie and really isn’t very unique to Prequel. Frankly I could probably hack this one out in a day. But it’s hard to come up with much else recent.
Evil Quill Weave Outfit (again)
I’m more than a little ashamed to admit it but… I lost my Evil Quill Weave mod. And I REALLY liked it too. IMHO probably one of the best I’ve done. EvilQW doesn’t show up much anymore, but I regret intensely that I didn’t save it.
Pros: I get to have Evil QW outfit again. (And I could come up with a use for it in my next Kitty arc, like, EASILY!)
Cons: Ever do some really good work (even a recipe) and then NEVER be able to do it again? That’s exactly what I fear here. Between the leather texture and the shiny red skull button, I seriously think I might never be able to do it as well again. And I’d always have these damned screenshots to remind me of that.
Or… I could skip it and start on the next Kitty arc.
So, any suggestions? And this time I’ll try my BEST to make it available to the public by not using any mods that are specifically prevented from doing so. I MIGHT even make it for the standard model so it’s not overly lewd. (but don’t count on that. I may not be Rek, but it is something I tend to gravitate towards.)
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